一句让老婆感动一生的脏话

一男子醉酒后半夜回家，醉的不醒人事，可是他第二天醒来发现并没有像他想象的那样糟糕，房子里干干净净的，桌子上还有个便条：
昨天晚上你喝醉了，早饭我做好了在厨房，你的衣服也洗干净了，下次不要这样啊————爱你的老婆。
他不明白，每次他醉酒后老婆都是大发雷霆，他感觉怪怪的。就把儿子叫来问:　
“我昨天怎么了？”　
儿子回答：　 “没什么啊，你回来后，妈妈一直再骂你，然后你在水龙头上喝了点凉水，然后妈妈就帮你脱衣服”。 　
男子又问：　 “我说什么了么？” 　
“你说了很多话，都是乱七八糟的话，啥也听不出来！” 　
“别的呢？” 　
儿子又说：　 “对了，你裤子上吐的很脏，妈妈给你脱裤子的时候你骂了她一句:　　
‘***,滚开，我是有老婆的人！'　 妈妈就不骂你了”
this is an E-mail i get from Big Head lo....the story talking about a drunk man and his wife....his wife is touching and not angryhim anymore when she trying to hepl him to change the jean, he said "stay aways...i have wife!!!"

SERENDIPITY

today i read Melon's blog lo..he is talking about "SERENDIPITY" this word....

will i found the person who is serendipity and belongs to me?

hope he is waiting me in somewhere...

please dont go to far...

i may dont have enough energy to get you..

im waiting here to wait for you....

skip class

i was skip economics class today...if i attend i also dont know what lecturer talking about lo...so i skipped class to do my Kemahiran Maklumat;s assigment lo...
actually i started to do it yesterday lo...but dont know why cant access the web page...only can access the web page by using university's computer lo..so stupid...
i dont know why i still feel down...i really miss happy yehan lu~~~
Thursday is my Quantitative Analysis mid-term exam lo...havent start to do revision...so lazy...dont know why...
according to Suang.."i feel i becoming more beautiful when im lazy lo.."
so...i will become more handsome if im lazy la...haha...
i wasted money this two weeks...i didnt go to take food from cafeteria this 2 weeks...dont know why i dont have mood to eat...just feel lazy to go to take the food lo...rather than i sleep in room lo...hehe...
i want to go to sing lo...but the Marketing replacement class on Friday and Saturday lo...cant go anywhere lo...haizsssss.....
i wish to push up my CGPA in this semester lo...will my dream come true? i dont know lo...haizs...just feel that im busying on some useless things lo...but not study....
always rainning currently lo...but never see a rainbow lo...i miss rainbow much...this last time i saw rainbow is about one year ago....im always happy when see rainbow...rainbow...the way to haeven...haha...that is what i believe in....
good bless for me and everyone....wish all the dreams come true....

没有如果

如果我說
愛我沒有如果
錯過就過 你是不是會難過
若如果拿來當藉口 那是不是有一點弱
如果我說 愛我沒有如果
真的愛我 就放手一搏
還想什麼 還怕什麼 快牽起我的手
有人說 世界上最遙遠的距離不是生與死
而是我就站在你面前 你卻不知道我愛你
我常說 如果人類連愛一個人都被自己綁住
那世界末日已來到 不需要等到地球毀滅掉的那天
如果我說 愛我沒有如果
錯過就過 你是不是會難過
若如果拿來當藉口 那是不是有一點弱
如果我說 愛我沒有如果
真的愛我 就放手一搏
還想什麼 還怕什麼 快牽起我的手
如果 如果 如果 如果 如果 最後變成路過 我也不能接受
錯過 錯過 錯過 錯過 錯過 我比你更難過 不會一錯再錯
我常說 如果人類連愛一個人都被自己綁住
那世界末日已來到 不需要等到地球毀滅掉的那天
by Fiish Leong....i just like it very much

my bad day....

today really dark for me...all the things mix up together...i choose the best way for me but lame way to other---hiden....i just dont want to care anymore and sleeping in room...
the really stupid said today got the replacement class....let me kept waitting in school for 3 hours after economics tutorial replacement...then suddenly said class had been cancelled...oh my god...i near to crazy....haizs...so cham....then i went back room alone...so sad...i keep thinking and thinking....
most worse is...i order lunch but they forgot to serve me...haizs..so cham...i didnt take breakfast, lunch and dinner today...sure can be god la...hehe...
actually i really got many things to do...but dont know start which first....i dont have energy now...so cham...haizs...
who can motivate me...i dont want suck life like this anymore...
i dont know what to write currently....also sad mood...i just dont want to bore you all so i choose dont blogging...hehe...yehan will wake up soon...cheer up!!!yoyo...

stupid cried

im crying while sleepping...and continued cry while woke up..so stupid...im thinking too much...no time to think la, yehan...wake up....

lossing

im lossing my way...
i feel my heart no longer in my body...
maybe maybe maybe....
perhaps perhaps perhaps...
i also dont know what should i write...
damn damn damn...
dont just leaving me here...
im so lonely...
no people accompanying for 1 and half years already...
so scared..
i dont want just passing my life like this...
someone...
bring me awaya please...
i will be brave to face problem of relationship...
i need you, future hubby...

like a stupid acting cute lo

Imcompleted

today is Boon Siong's birthday...me and Peng Keong went to celebrared with him in Midvalley...we went to eat Korean style BBQ...just spent RM30 each person made us so FULL!!!hehe...
3 single guyds went for shopping then...walking walking and walking...buy nothing there lu....so bored...we just envy those in couple...those who buying present for partner...haizs...so lonlely...keke...
"i sure go out if anyone date me...."me
"sure la...and attrack him in this 'lonely season'"....PK
"dont think too much you both..."BS
"think also cant...how pity us..."me...
ya lu...really pity la...tomorrow still have to go to senimar..so sad...haizs...how suck life....made me crazy lu~~~
without lover on tomorrow made me feel imcomplete a...hng...angry lu....
"maybe im not attractive enough..."watching at minor i told myself...
"nope...their havent realized you....released yourself la..."talking to myself again...
i just "tak boleh tahan" when saw a people "worser" than me but have people to accompany him lu~~~
"am i demanded too much?"me
"this is your right"PK
"if you lower down your criteria sure you can find one.."BS
"dont be so 'pasar'...you are not things...dont lower down your 'price'"PK
"hehe...dont know la...i dont care la....alone ma alone lu~~~"me
actually im sad lu~~~my imcomplete heart...
i am thinking too much la...i sure focus on my studies lu~~~(cheating myself again and again)
in fact...in relationship wont infleuncing my result la...(always bad ma...)...keke....
plan for tomorrow:
6.45am: wake up and take bath
7.30am: walk to seminar
8-12pm: listening to seminar + sleeping
12pm: have lunch
1pm: walk back to room
1.30pm: take bath
2pm: revision
4pm: do tutorials
6pm: have dinner
7.30pm: shower
8pm: watching DVD
12am: go to bed
DONT THINK TOO MUCK YEHAN...i know you are the best....

busy busy busy

busy busy and busy this week....
all assignments are started...i cant breath already ar~~~~i did my english assignment untill 3am yesterday but not yet finished...haizs....how....today became a panda lu...^(@.@)^
i woke up on 8am today to prepare to go to faculty on 10.30am to print and find reference for my TITAS assignment lu....haizs...and then had Quantity Analysis class for two hours untill 1.30pm..actually is untill 2pm la...but the lecturer always let us go back early lu...and then had my Marketing Project Paper discussion...but...i can just only do work two weeks after lo...cause need to wait the girl to go back to her hometown to interview her relative's company lo...finished discussion on 2.10pm...damn hungry la...feel gonna cry lu...quickly go to cafeteria to have my lunch lu...i skip breakfast actually...while i waiting...i received message for Koala lu.."how are you? sek pau mei" made me so sweet lu...keke...
quite busying while eating lu...phone non-stop ringing...cause i sms with Koala...most surprise is i received a sms for my ex' brother lo...keke...and then my Gor Gor called me from Japan...he just non-stop teasing me....made me crazy lu...he said he is married a Japan guy lu...hehe...
"why you not invited me?"me
"invite you you also will not come lo...to avoid made myself sad...i dont invite you lu..."Gor
"how you know...i will go lu..."me
"cheating..."Gor
"really la...when you come back?"me
"you come to find me la...i pay the accomadation fee..."Gor
"how about the fight ticket?"me
"of cause you pay yourself la...too expensive lu..."Gor
"made me sad..."me
we talked many la....then suddenly connection problem....made me sad...haizs....
havent finished my Cylpot Kui Tiao my friend rushed me to leave....haizs...leave half at there lu...haizs...
busying find book in main library...what the fuck....cant even found one lu~~~haizs...
then went back to our faculty's library....busying copy the points....haizs...very stupid lu....although is only RM0.10 per photostap but need pay RM2 as the extra service charge...then better i copy myself lu...finished copying on 4.30pm...
then busy doind my tutorial questions....do until 5.10pm...Chong San asked me to have dinner together...
and went back to class on 6pm until 8pm....
busy busy busy....
still go many things to do a....mid term exam coming soon also....i need fresh air.....

yehan cafe

i planning to open a cafe after earned sufficient money....named yehan cafe....white is the theme colour of the cafe...tables and chairs are made from wood...white in colour....cafe located in the sea side....drinking English tea while viewing sea view....people are reading book there, chatting with friends and relaxing with family....while the wind blew...you can feel salty in the wind...listening to the voice from the sea...

actually im sellfish...i like beach much so i decided to locate it in sea side...but...i cant find a suitable beach in Malaysia...all are too dirty...maybe Pulau Sibu is the most suitable place...nature and without pollution...

the first people i wanted to employed is Fui Yen...she is the pianolist for my cafe...hehe...she not only can play piano well but also violin as well as Gu Zen...but...i know sure demand high salary la...cause her BF Ke Gao never let go a chance to earn my money lu...sad...

next, i want to employed Boon Siong...he is talkactive enough...sure he can attract more people to come to my cafe...he is studying hospitalistic now...so, the job is suit for him la..i sure he is a very good supervisor la...he like to teach people to do things...hehe...Boon Siong, i give you chance to know hunk wor...accept my invitation ya...

next...Jin Ya...i need her to help me to design my cafe decoration...i want to change my cafe's theme very month...she has a good sense in design lo...Jin Ya...if your BF not mind...he can open his saloon beside my cafe lu...we can combine after this...yaya...

Peng Keong...i just outsourcing my cafe air-conditional system to him ba...but i think not need air-con if located on sea side...but must invite Peng Keong la...not him im too lonely la...yaya...stay at seaside sure Peng Keong can meet hunk he interested la...i can imagine his face now...big eye and say" yaya...he is my cup of milk...." or "how?he is smile to me...help me..." then i will reply..."you think too much...he is laugh at you....he never see such silly people before..."keke...

i guess Shen Yong is the first person want to join my idea if i telling them la...."i want to open a clinic next you...if the drink and food not clear...i can cure them quickly...hehe.."SY..."you not only wanted to cure them la...i know you will trying to 'eat' them when they are in weakness la"

we all can have our gather in my cafe next time...no need go to the lame steamboat shop again...hehe...sure Boon Siong is the first people agree my idea...cause he know no need to pay...haizs...keke...

holding my hubby hand and walking on the beach...we hug together....will my dream come true?if so...i think im the person most happinese in the world....thank you all my friends and of cause my future hubby....

sadly to say...im still alone on valentine this year...PK and BS didnt ask me out...they guess i have date on that day...they dont believe i dont have date on that day...haizs...leave me alone in room ba...books is my lover...loppy is my third-parties...haha...anywhere....wish you all happy valentine ya...for single...dont give up...you wont be alone always...for people in relationship...dont be so happy too early...hehe...most important...dont make wrong things on that day (valid for straight guy lu~~~)...we are still student...for gay...please play safety sex ya....good blessing for you all...

I’m sorry

I’m sorry, those were the two words that she told me, the lack of excuse is unfolding the truth to the what all went wrong And I’ve got to, try and be strong when I see her walking along with him proudly I still cant believe that she’s gone Lets take it back to when we were, too in love to be unsure, that forever’s meant to be for us A place for you and me, Now I’m stuck with memories, that revive you’re pure deceit, I just wish I could forget you’re smile I’m sorry those were the two words that she told me, her lack of excuse is still holding, all the air in my lungs And I’m not quite ready to say that I feel like ill be okay so just give some time for me to move on Ill never understand so Lets take it back to when we were, too in love to be unsure, that forever’s meant to be, a place for you and me, Now I’m stuck with memories, that revive you’re pure deceit, I just wish I could forget you’re smile I need a minute, another minute, I need some time, more time than I can get There goes that minute, and another minute, but time itself wont help me to forget I’m not sorry anymore

New look

i bought 3 sets of sticker in KLCC yesterday...ohhh~~~damn cute la^~^.....koala set, animals set and star set lo...i like the animals set much lo...puppy,mokey,lion,tiger,cow,frog,giraffe..... aiyo~~~so cute la...made me in crazy....
then i take out my loppy and mobby to decorate them lo...put those stickers here and there...made my loppy and mobby became "bling bling" lo...they have a nice look now...so nice....
when my roomates saw my loppy....they only said one word lo..."wohhhhh~~~~"hehe...
"is it look nicer?"me
"ya...totally..."Ying Chong (my another roomate...not has Hong Kong leg one...)
"keke...thank you..."me
actually i wish to change my mobby la....after decorated it...i not wish to change already lu...love it very much....but...still can see mobby's injured place lo...mobby always get "injure" due to my carelessness...hehe...drop and drop and drop....but still can use la....hehe....
i sure mummy will say " oh my god...is it a girl's notebook?" while she see my loppy lo...keke...cause i help my Jie Jie to decorate her notebook before she left this way also....sure mummy in crazy la....now im shy to send my loppy to service lo...sure those manly workers there give me a weird eye sign lo...keke....ask mummy to help me....huh? aunty put cuties stickers in her notebook?keke....
i went to Midvalley just now...and i bought papers and accesories to make a "wallet" for Ee Kim lo..her birthday is around the corner....i always hand made a birthday card for her....but this year i dont have ideas to make a birthday card lo...so made a wallet for her la...she must cherish it la...cause it just paper la...if she destroy it i sure kill her...haha....
i will try to upload pictures of my new loppy's look and the wallet as soon as possible...
tommorow is Chinese valetine day lo....before, men and women go out on this day to "drop" chinese orange la...men drop and women take....then started the thing called "fate" lu...i want to drop also la...where? Tasik Vasity?keke...
next week is valentine day lu...no lover...still single wor...haizs...go where?dont wish to go out on that day lo...sure all people in couple la....so envy...haizs....go out to watch movie with Peng Keong...i dont want and not wish lu....haizs....sure Peng Keong dont want aslo lu.....haizs.....
"Everyday is valentine if you found a really good BF....not only show his love on 14th Feb but eveyday....what use only showing his love on that day but didnt really treat you well eveyday ler?" william- the only koala on Malaysia....

excited

tomrrow i gonna meet with him lu....so excited and nervous.....

i just simply find a lame excuse to meet him lo...asked him to teach me Adope Photoshop ya...actually not teaching...asked him do for me...hehe....

he asked me to wait in Wangsa Maju and go there to fecth me...he go things to do at there and we have lunch together...

so nervous...
what should i say when see him?>~<
what should i wear on tomorrow?",
like this?like that?+.+
more formal? or what? &.&
haizs...how? damn nervous la....agiiiiiiiiihhhhh......

actaully he is the one made sense to me after i end relationship with my ex since one year ago....he always told me that" you are still young...and im old enough..." i dont know how to reply him when he say this....is it age is the problem?i dont know...just do what i think is right at the time ba....he also told me that "dont rush"...but he is the one push me hard lo...keke...maybe...

ya...actually we dont know each other well...relationship cant be rushed...so im waiting here....waiting for you....im a stupid...dont know how to care you....as gor gor told me" you want people care you, you must care people first...and dont show your chidish attitude in front other people except me...cause i just like it...sometime la..keke" i also cant help you to solve the problems you facing....just scare made you more trouble....but...i know how to take good care myself...at least no need you to worry me...maybe this is the only thing that i can do vey well...can i know you better?

i called you just now...when you asked me" are you fever again?", made me so sweet..keke...really...but i just pretnding and said no lu...

your care is so sweet...sometime, i just smile sweetly when read your message lu...and made and friends stared at me....kekeke...

you said you dont believe in relationship anymore....can i changed you...although im young enough for you...but...i take seriouly in relationship....

maybe maybe maybe....

LOVE is kind of magic thing...once you involved..sure you are n crazy..

will you accept me?i dont know...i just doing the things i should to do....

special calls

sister suddenly call me today...actually she did call me on yesterday lu...but it was too late...i was sleeping at the time lo....

she called e around 6pm...she long time didnt call me lu....she didnt talk with me a month already lu...she is cough lo...so pity...without me by her side...she just a stupid older sister in family lo...dont know how to take care herself even cook...always want me to cook for her...haizs....she even lazy to cook a maggie mee...how can she survive in UK ler...i dont know...mummy told me that she is the one who washing plates while her friends is cooking lu..hehe...

i knew she will go to Itali on March...and sure i asked her to buy things for me la...i want a Mask from Itali...hehe...asked her to pos back somemore....she just nagging at there....she asked me to go together with her lu....but im exam at the time lu....so sad...if i go, sure mummy ask me to use my own saving account money lo....but Jie Jie said she support me the flight ticket lu..should i go?give up my exam?hehe...if i do, knife and rope is waitting me at home ba....keke

Jie Jie great in studies...she got 10As for SPM while im only 7As lu....and she was studying A-Level...great result...full A...she succed get into University of Nottingham lu....pharmacy course...she did study in Kajang for 2 years in Malaysia campus lu...and she need to go to UK to finish the course lo....she always ask me to save money but she is the one who spend more lu...keke....but never mind la....she ask she will give me money if im jobless in future wor....i dont want her money....my future hubby sure will take good care of me la...keke

actually i was studying in private uni (INTI University College) before i went to study matriculation lu....since i knew i had been choosen to study in matriculation i decided to withdraw from there...i was studying in Foundation of business at there and decide to continue in ACCA lu....if im continue the ambition....after half year im in UK also lo....the ACCA course there also required to study in oversea lo....but....im happy studying in here la...no pressure.... do everything just on the way you like lo....lecturer would give you pressure also....hehe....this is the way i like lo...i remember i do cry for 3 days while i was studying at INTI lo....and mummy and sister quickly came to visit me and fetched me back home lo....hehe...so stupid....only 17 years old at the time ma...so young....like a flower in room lo....never leave mummy and home so many days a....keke.....my younger brother always using this to tease me lo...hng...that is why i became the "youngest sister" in home...mummy and brother used to call me as "xiao mei"(sister) now....they not only call at home but also public place lo...and one time...the waiter was stared at me and mummy while mummy said "xiao mei, what you want to drink?"...hehe...

after sister calling, is mummy turn....she asked me why i dont go back today lo...since got 4 days holiday....
i just replied her:" i go back you ask me why i went back...i didnt you also ask why...haizs"
"oh...miss you much ma...want more pineapple biscut?"mum
"dont want anymore...want go for dating..."me
"oh....date with who?Jinya?Suang?or other?" mum
"Aiyo...of cause other lo....want me bring back home?"me
"sure...xiao mei bring hubby back ya..."me
"scare mummy fall in love with xiao mei hubby...."me
(roomates lough laudly now)
"open party in your room a?"mum
"you know what is happennig la....no need me to clarify lo..."me
"ok la...dont want talking rubbish with you la....go to eat ya...take bath also..."mum
"o...i will work harder to find a hubby and bring him back home ya..."me
"whatever la...i know you not dare lo...haha...k la...bye bye....by the way...dont asked your sister buy things for you anymore la...keke..."mum
"okok...bye...."me

i cant live without my mummy lo....and sure she cant live without me lo....rather than say we are mother-son relationship, we are more than "sister" lo...hehe...i accompany her to buy shirts...she ask opinion from me...do mask together...dress up together...shopping together....do facial together....hehe....she also push me hard to take good care on my face lo...hehe....

Jie Jie and mummy are the 2 improtant women in my life lo.....we must hold hand walk together ya...love mummy, Jie Jie, Ah Hang and Baba much la....future hubby also must love my family much lo...otherwise...you are fail...keke

Men Are Hard To Please

The problems with GUYS:
If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.(rural place)
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.
If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;
If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
SO HARD TO PLEASE!!!!!

this is the message one of my girl freinds sent to me...made me laugh for whole do especially this sentence"if u dont make love with him, you are not love him. if you do, you are cheap"...haha...
for my opinion, that only can apply for minority guys lu....but some guys really practise all in their life....so bad....self-center...

pity Suang

the english lecturer do what she said...she seperated us to 2 classes...we all are assign to the other lecturer...but...Suang remind the same lecturer...sure she will crazy la...cant no copy my work again...hehe...she just looked at me with her pity eye and hoding her mouth said
"hu hu hu huh~~~~~~~"
she cant talking due to her mouth is pain....she tell me that fever yesterday cause her mouth pain...huh?really...i dont know what theory she holding lu....
after english class finished i went to liabary to meet the wcarp members lu...they keep sms me yesterday night lu...ask me what time i free...fell like i force to go to meet them lu....i just at there clarify myself that im not interested in other activities except give tuition to the orphan lo...keep persuading me to join the camp on this sat...need RM50 somemore...i really not interested please...haizs....actually i break my record again yesterday day...i slept at 7pm and woke up at 7.30am today...hehe...really tired ma...
finished all classes at 4pm...Big head asked us to go to eat together...we didnt take any food at lunch time lu...all busy doing work....i ordered Mee Sup...Suang looks so high when saw the Mee Sup lu...share with me again...but...she only can drink the soup...wakaka...her mouth cant bite anything...again...she look at me with her pity eye...
"ah John....you bite the noodles for me la...."suang
"you so disgusting lu...dont spoil my mood to eat la..."me
so, she ate those noodles without bite lu...haizs....i help her shear the noodle into small for easy her to swallow....haizs...this really spoil my mood to eat lu....she gave me a pose that showing she won lu...haizs....patient...she cant talk, eat and laugh for this few days...sure boring la....
i had design few posters for the business night lu...but i cant upload due to connection problem in hostel....i will try to upload as soon as possible la....they are really nice lu...hehe....

back to uni

i took bus at 2pm to go back to KL today...im surprise when i walked in to the bus...so many familiar face lu...i just "hi" here and there...PK teasing me...

"wha...Teo Ye Han..you knew all people in bus horrr~~~"PK

"ya..they all is my ex....wakaka..."me

"..............Phiaks...dont know how to replay you..."PK

today i break my record lu...sleeping whole journey...haha...from Kluang to KL needs 3and half hours lu...so great ler...usually i will wake up when reached Seremban lu...

PK was sitting behind me..and a leng zai was sitting in front of me...i sms PK caurse i dont want to over spread my feelling lo...keke...

"PK...got leng zai in front of me.."me

"chei~~~he is not my cup of "milk""...

i know he intentionally use "milk" lo....hng...but the person really leng zai if see him from far lu...you will fell kind of sad if you see him near...so many "hole" in his face....

busy clean my room after eating pineapple biscuit lu....sitting and take rest after finished all...

phone rang..."discussion on 9 pm..."tired tired and tired....

no more holiday for this semester..how i can live...haizs...bring me away please....

dont want text book...dont want assignment...dont want extra work....